Before the session, our DM informs us that we’re a mercenary group that’s been around for a while and we need to come up with a name. After several suggestions, the fighter of the group comes up with the name everyone agreed on and we finally start with an NPC soldier seeking us out.
Soldier: Are you guys the uh… the…
Barbarian: Say it.
Soldier: … The Associates of Sharp Swords?
Barbarian: Just. Say it–ASS. We’re the ASS.